it’s a beautiful day to give me money
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
"Did you know that #coachella is actually the American Indian word for "dumb white guy"?
The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres
it doesn’t even walk
there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing
precious moss potato
wooHOO im done dyeing my hair
So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears
THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT PEOPLE KEPT ON TRYING THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN DESPITE THE REVIEWS
I CAN’T BREATHE
when i call u a lil peach / dumpling / pizza slice i want u to imagine me as this baby goat, and someone is bringing me 2 hug u, and when baby goat me hugs u, all your troubles will go away. ok? ok
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast
Frozen in the hood
how is this the hood. that is clearly a suburbian neighborhood. likeeeeeee can we stop with the casual racism?
For real damn smh
She’s probably studied dance for years and is enjoying the snow, but since she’s black…. yah know she MUST be hood.
God Forbid her name be Rasheeda Jackson. SMH they’ll be making fun all day.
this is how we know “ghetto” and “hood” are synonymous with blackness for white people, no matter what economic class we’re actually in; you will look at us the same way no matter what, so fuck respectability politics and trying to “polite” our way into civil rights
for the fucking comments