Everything i love gets lost in drawers

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy

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Isn’t it odd how much fatter books get when you’ve read it several times? As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells…and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there, too, a slightly younger self, slighting different, as if the book has preserved you like a pressed flower….both strange and familiar.
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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